*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce