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I live dangerously.

ultimatepisshead I will never tire of this

ultimatepisshead I will never tire of this

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ultimatepisshead:

I’m in a bad mood heres a shitty snail

ultimatepisshead:

I’m in a bad mood heres a shitty snail

Jack’s mom said to me that there’s only a few different types of men in the world. And at my age, I have met all of them.

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Jenny Slate by Rachel Antonoff

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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tinas-fey:

!!!!!

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killedmycatatemytailor:

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one

These are gold.

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factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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As a viewer [of The Office], I wondered what was the status of your relationship [with Mindy Kaling] off-camera? You had such great chemistry; it just seemed so realistic.

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glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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thevirginityslayer:

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moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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